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Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

Tusker Kill 30 enemies with an elephant (Campaign only).

Done Done Done For excellent and dedicated field work in the field of battle for completion

Nerd Find all clues using ARI (Crime scene + Mad Jack + Fish tank) and find the Origami Killer

Bag Full O' Cache Find 75% of GPS caches.

Splash Kiss the Nyad

The Sky Is Falling Perform a takedown from a Buzzer (Campaign only).

Lethal Purchase all skills in all categories.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Entities Apprentice Vanquished the entities with Aiden.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen