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Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Elementary, My Dear Bayek Solve a papyrus mystery.

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar