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You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

Hide and Seek Baba Yaga: Rescue Nadia from Trinity

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.