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You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

A Long Time Ago Complete the Prologue.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Stocked Collect 150 Items

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

The Free Folk Complete an Outcast Rescue Mission.