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Tortoise Toppler Defeated the adamantoise.

And Stay Down! Perform a ground execution.

Fly Swatter Shoot and knock back Marguerite while she's leaping at you.

Zoo Keeper Kill 25 Wardens.

Survival Expert Reached maximum survival level.

Stunt Master Complete all of the stunts on the stunt list.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

All Systems Go Complete Chapter 3 on any difficulty setting

Fist Meet Ground Kill 100 Aliens with the Death From Above Super Power.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Angling Expert Reached maximum fishing level.

Rockhound Find 100% of the Shards.

Recovered Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Wharf, Capitol, Water Tower or Coal Mine

Brute Force Kill a Brute

Lunar Lieutenant Reached level 10.

Balance Restored COMPLETE the game on NORMAL difficulty

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Historian Find every audio diary

The Good Saxon Complete the East Anglia Arc

Experimental Tech Kill 25 Aliens with each: Dubstep, InflatoRay, Bounce Gun, Disintegrator, Abduction, and Black Hole.

Forsaken Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Forager Collect 25% of the prize bubbles on the story levels

Thawed Free a total of 10 trapped Assassins.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Hush, Hush Now Quiet a Screamer

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

No Man's Land Complete all Rift missions.

Better Than Money Purchase 5 items from the Black Market.

Skeet Shoot In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while they are falling.

Fourth and Forty Spend over 40 hours in the Simulation.

Just A Memory Now Get ending 2.

The World Wanderer Collected all trophies.

Making Faces Show the outside world that you're still alive

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

The Order Is Revealed Complete the Lunden Arc

Bargaining Chip Reunite the separated couple

Merchant Collect 8 schematics

No Man Left Behind Complete the mission "A Dam Fine Rescue".

On the Fly In the Main Campaign, killed 30 enemies while riding a Sky-Line.

Cannon Fodder Complete Chapter 4 on any difficulty setting

Devil Of The Caribbean Defeat all 4 legendary ships.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Don’t Go - Normal Finish Left Behind on Normal

Choreography Perform 10 Co-op sync kills.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Devastator Kill 10 enemies with one Blade Geyser wrath attack
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Equine Attack Assassinate an enemy from your horse

Tied loose end Deal with Tahir

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.