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And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Deliverance Release friend

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Level 8 Completed Complete Level 8

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Level 9 Completed Complete Level 9

Stage 2 Completed Complete Stage 2

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Level 11 Completed Complete Level 11

Level 12 Completed Complete Level 12

Triple the Defense Raise your Defensive Shield to 3x

Level 10 Completed Complete Level 10

Stage 3 Completed Complete Stage 3

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Big Adventurer Obtain all trophies

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract