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Amazing Get A or better rank in all challenge modes

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

Fragpunk Master All Trophies obtained

Faced Worse Have a Runaway and a Duelist face the Ancestor

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

Misdirected Love Dodge Sangrienta's "Vampire Kiss."

Legit Proof Finish off Seth with a Diving Kick.

The Tee-Off From Hell Heard one muttering from every NPC in Dusk Valley Golf Resort.
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Mansion of Metamorphosis Heard one muttering from every NPC in The Former Grandall Estate.
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Defier Mastery Complete campaign with the Defier (Campaign, Challenge or higher)

Sentinel Mastery Complete campaign with the Sentinel (Campaign, Challenge or higher)

Invulnerable Complete the sequence (Surge)

In Control Collect 25 maxed out score tokens (Crash)

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

Teen Spirit Get to level 13 in YOLO mode

Sektori Obtain all trophies

Enlightenment Let go of your ego

Redeemer Revolution Complete campaign with the Redeemer (Campaign, Revolution)

Defier Revolution Complete campaign with the Defier (Campaign, Revolution)

Sentinel Revolution Complete campaign with the Sentinel (Campaign, Revolution)

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

[white label] remarked

DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

Can't touch this Do 5 consecutive levels without losing a shield

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS until next time.

Beast of Universal Love and Light Achieve ultimate transcendence

Pure Dedication Get to level 30 in Pure Mode

Tauroctony Kill 1000 cattle during a game

Unreleased Trophy 1 This trophy will be released in a future update.
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Unreleased Trophy 2 This trophy will be released in a future update.
0/50

Unreleased Trophy 3 This trophy will be released in a future update.

Unreleased Trophy 4 This trophy will be released in a future update.
0/10

Unreleased Trophy 5 This trophy will be released in a future update.