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Gold Rush Achieve 5 Gold Stat Awards.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Julia's Story Learned about Julia's Life

The Bell Killer's Story Learned about the Bell Killer

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Journey into Knight Even The Odds.

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Badges Collect all badges.

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar