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Venting Machine Complete the optional graffiti #6 in Episode 3: Hell Is Empty

Messed Up Complete the optional graffiti #10 in Episode 3: Hell Is Empty

Spit Take Complete the optional graffiti #5 in Episode 3: Hell Is Empty

Bring on the Storm Complete all other trophies

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Releasing the Floodgates Kill Poseidon

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Written in the Clouds In the Main Campaign, completed Lighthouse.

Burnt to a Crisp Acquire the Bow of Apollo

Hacked a Turret The player has successfully hacked a turret

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Depths Below Kill Hades

Handy Man Sever Gaia’s hand

Bloody Hell Cover Kratos in 500 buckets of blood by killing the enemies

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Shine Lord Kill Helios

Torn Up Rip apart 1 Olympus Sentry

Shoe Delivery Kill Hermes and acquire his Boots

Sibling Rivalry Kill Hercules

Ladies Man Successfully entertain Aphrodite

Open Sesame Open the Gates of Tisiphone

Welcome to Monument Island Reached Monument Island.

Titan Slayer Kill Cronos

A Real Pistol In the Main Campaign, killed 25 enemies with the Broadsider Pistol.

Seeing things from a different perspective Solve Hera's Gardens

Freezer Burn Acquire the Boreas Icestorm