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Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Badges Collect all badges.

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

Trail of Fear Lock up your first Supervillain in GCPD.

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Big Smiles All Around Complete Big Smile Lee.

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.

Master Diver Complete 15 underwater locations.

Stargazer Complete all 12 Stone Circles.

Sharpshooter Shoot out a cop's tires while fleeing in a police chase.

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle Sell 100 trinkets at once.

"Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

The Harder They Fall Defeat the war elephants Qetesh & Resheph.

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Death Mode: Sparkle Darkle Complete the Death Mode level.

Overdesign Kill a poisoned level 35+ enemy with the torch in less than 30 seconds.

Where's My Black Flag? Defeat 8 Ship Captains.

Words of Wisdom Complete all hermit locations.

Case Closed Complete all cases.

Beat School: Straight Up Complete the Beat School level.