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Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

To Move A Mountain Collect the Earthcaller

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Back in Business Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging