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A Little Less Loyal Complete "A Little Less Loyal."

Iron Man - Fire Sale Complete chapter 3 in the Single Player Campaign without dying or restarting a checkpoint

Iron Man - The Wall Complete chapter 4 in the Single Player Campaign without dying or restarting a checkpoint

[Jungle] Keen cannoneer The villagers have been attacked by tigers. Help them by shooting the tigers from the cannons without hitting any other objects (except for the fireworks).

SMG Havoc Achieve the maximum SMG Critical Hit Multiplier 7 times in your career.

Level Cap Reach maximum level.

GT-R Official Record Achieve a time of 7'29.03 on the Nürburgring Nordschleife in a Nissan GT-R '07.
The record must be achieved in a Time Trial in the Arcade mode version of the car with tires of Sports Hard grade or lower equipped.

Multiplayer Played through VS Battle or Co-op 30 times.

Iridium Seal This priceless treasure is the mark of a truly great farmer! Grandpa lives inside...

Sniper Kill 50 enemies with headshots.

Sangria, on ice Defeat Sangria, Duke of Hell.

Two Girls, One Boss Playing co-op as Anjali and Katarina, you defeated a boss.

Womb with a view Defeat Sullivan.

Pet Cemetery Killed 20 ambient animals

Evacuation Plan Get all the civilians to the chopper.

Premature Evacuation You win some, you lose some...

Military Intelligence You were part of a conversation wherein four players were all in disagreement over what to say.

We Love Cousins Rolled up all Cousins.

Pilgrim Find all wayside shrines and conciliatory crosses.

Redemption Complete the story.

Two Wrongs Make A Right Complete "Two Wrongs Make A Right."

[Jungle] Conquistador Conquer the new continent’s lands.

Doubles Beginner Clear a stage in Arcade Mode Doubles

Above Standard Complete Sector 007 - Double Standards

Night Terrors Finish the Campaign on Ultra Nightmare difficulty

Get 'Em Up Pick up the same enemy five times

Virgin Stay celibate and complete the entire game as a virgin.

Smarter than the Smarties Beat game on Extreme difficulty

High Voltage Push an enemy onto an electrical device

Grand Slammer Clear Singles Mode

Present Collector Collected all Presents.

Tumble Dried Get caught up in the whirlwind.

Great Sniper Achieve a 5x Combo in Clay Shooting

I'd Like To Thank My Mother Win every award in a single hospital

Crack Shot Hit 10 times in one game in the shooting mini-game

Pendulum Kill someone with something that you are towing.

King of the Swingers! Finished the fourth act of Movie Mode!

Building a Deadlier Mousetrap Have 100 placed devices detonate.

The Grandest of Slams! Win all 4 Grand Slams in one year (career only).

Dr Know Train a World-Class Researcher

High Brow Shoot 10 Monobeasts in a row without missing

Gearhead Drive every vehicle.

Swiss Army Bryce Kill an enemy with every weapon.

Ladies' Man Romance all the ladies in Alpha Protocol in a single career.

Ready For Anything Acquire the vast majority of Intel available in the game.

That Will Suffice Finished the [Tutorial] mode.

There can be only one! Defeat your nemesis.

Best Stroker Win 100 points with ground strokes

Maximum Bro Fist Playing co-op as Lucas and Reinhart, you defeated a boss.

Storm Stopper Defeat the witch Trendula