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Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Reached the Daunt Arrived at the Daunt seeking passage into the Forbidden West.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

A Risky Gamble Complete Chapter 1.

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Resist The Fear Conquer the effects of the Scarecrow's fear gas

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Crocodile Tears Venture into Killer Croc's lair and come out alive

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

The Free Folk Complete an Outcast Rescue Mission.

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

To Move A Mountain Collect the Earthcaller

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Freakshow Rodeo Ride Titan henchman and knock down 10 thugs (any play mode)

Depths Below Kill Hades