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How it's Going Fully repair the Amulet of Yggdrasil

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Invasive Species Complete all of the Crater Hunts

Shark on Shark Violence Kill the Apex Predator in Golden Shores

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Gator Meat Kill the Apex Predator in Fawtick Bayou

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Pound It Kill the Apex Predator in Sapphire Bay

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Full Belly Obtain all of the Apples of Iðunn and Horns of Blood Mead

Wiser Reached Elder Growth

New Breed Acquire 50% of available evolutions

Survived Again Survive Again

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

This Is My Movie Kill the Apex Predator in Prosperity Sands

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Ocean Terror Reached Mega Growth

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

ONE OF US Connor became deviant

Tricks Didn't Help Ya Kill the Apex Predator in Caviar Key

Nerd Find all clues using ARI (Crime scene + Mad Jack + Fish tank) and find the Origami Killer

Dominating the Bayou Complete all objectives in Fawtick Bayou

The Florist Collect one flower from each of the nine realms

I Thought You Were Tough Kill the Apex Predator in The Gulf

The New Apex Predator Destroy all Apex Predators

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

The Librarian Collect all of the Books

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

DEFEND YOURSELF Markus pushed Leo

Vengeance Is Mine Get revenge

Tourist Terror Complete all objectives in Golden Shores

Queen of the Wasteland Complete all objectives in Dead Horse Lake

The Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

Vacation From Hell Complete all objectives in Prosperity Sands

Bag Full O' Cache Find 75% of GPS caches.

Dropping Property Values Complete all objectives in Sapphire Bay