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Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

Hide and Seek Baba Yaga: Rescue Nadia from Trinity

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Defeated Peach Wilkins The player has defeated Peach Wilkins

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game