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Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest