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First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Stuck Up Rob five stores in under five minutes.

Imp-fanticide Kill 50 of your own summoned Imps

Revoking Client Privileges Complete the final mission in the Human Traffic Investigation

Safe and Secure Perform all Social Club missions in a district.

Peephole Complete every Privacy Invasion

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Saturday Night Special Complete the final mission in the Weapons Trade Investigation

Ding! Champion Earned level 50

Basest Base Complete every Gang Hideout

The Chosen Few Uncover the remains of all Jacob's disciples

Patron of the Arts Watch a play in the Café Théâtre.

Stealth Cookie Complete an Online Tailing without being detected

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Don't Need It Drop 20 Money Pouches in the streets.

Death and Glory Perform 20 fear takedowns.

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Ransacking Versailles Earn 100% completion of Versailles.

Cosplay Kill an Enemy While Playing as an Alternate Character Costume Other Than Drake

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

Nailed It Get 100 kills with the God's Hammer

Electric Slide Gather all the fuses in the warehouse within 5 minutes.

Get Stoned Stonify and Shatter Kill 100 Demons with the Stone Blast Supernatural Power

...My Dear Watson Choose a new element for all of your Supernatural Powers

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

...Double-Hockey-sticks Conquer all of New Hades with 100% City Take Over

The Whole Story Find ALL Audio Logs.

Purple Demons Have minions kill 100 Demons with the Summon Supernatural Power

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Woman of the People Complete every Mission

Never Say Die Revive a partner in Co-op.

A Real Cluster…. Find 100% of all Data Clusters.

Top Gunner Shoot down a Spire missile with a blast while hovering

Read-only Complete the final mission in the QR Code Investigation

Unlikely Valentine Complete "Unlikely Valentine"

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Bookworm Read all story files.

A Friendship Resurrected With friends like this who needs enemies?

Goodbye, Charlie! Destroy all Charlie dolls.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Are You Crazy? Get a Comet into the Ultor lobby

Stop the Clock Time is running out

Back in the Day Spend 2 hours outside of missions with past Saints Row characters as your homies

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

The Book of More, Man Find 64 Tomes

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.