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I have to read ALL of these things? Find and read every Vandelay Vlog on the campus.
4/77

Petting Zoo Pat Pat every type of animal in a single world.

Spray and Pray Finish The Pit while taking no damage from Ratling Gunners

NO, U Reflect 10 projectiles.

Trapdoor Tactician Get 5 Portal Kills

You Can Pick Your Nose, but You Can’t Pick Your Pickaxe Obtain the Pathfinder 6000 Pickaxe.

The Freedom of Bögenhafen Complete both Bögenhafen missions on legend difficulty

I think I deserve some praise, here! Finish the game and complete every level on the Hard difficulty.
1/12

Further, Into the Fray Complete Area 2: Ludgala Tower.

A Fine Vintage Find all 15 bottles of the valley wine in Old Haunts

IT'S BIGGER WHEN IT'S WARM Freeze at least 5 hostiles with the yellow stream

Legendary Hero Defeat the campaign on Legendary.

My Toes Are REALLY Hurting Now. Stop Doing Well! Score an A or better in 15 or more Training Missions.

TRYHARD Get 100% on any of the levels.

Drop Lord Supreme Get 50 Portal Kills

Go Away and Go to Sleep Obtain the Snoozerator Pickaxe.

Journey in the Dark Legend: Navigate the sewers in The Blightreaper without lighting a single brazier

Ruggbroder '68 Gather all 20 bottles of Ruggbroder 2468 Vintage in one game on The Blightreaper

RELOADING! Use an ammo box.

True Legend All trophies have been awarded.

Returning to Your Roots Complete all Back To Ubersreik missions on legend difficulty

Eternity's Champion Complete a Citadel of Eternity Expedition on Champion difficulty.

Monster Putt Sink a putt from over 30 feet away.

GYM ENTHUSIAST Kill 5 hostiles with steroids powerup active.

I'm untouchable! Finish a stage without taking any damage. (Any difficulty.)

Keepsake Find the lost Cameo Pendant

The Best Defense is... No Defense Win a custom Versus game with 2 or more players that has walls and gates disabled.

Now You’re Getting It… Maybe Complete Area 3: Castle Noneim.

Superior Dungeon Defense Protect two allies from heroic capture in any round of Story Mode.

I saw all those hits coming a measure away! Perfectly parry every non-boss enemy's Rhythm Parry attack. (Only for enemies in the main game.)
0/7

Head Start Win a custom Versus game with 2 or more players that has tech unlocked and at least 2 starting resouces to 9999.

Ran the Gauntlet Defeat the Level 25 Boss of the Skills Trainer Gauntlet.

I can't see this ever being a problem again Solve the problem once and for all in an epic battle.

Cheaters Never Win Defeat pwner666 in Advanced Training 16: Battle Stations!

Eternity's Legend Complete a Citadel of Eternity Expedition on Legend difficulty.

Willpower Outage Defeat the Scion of Will before the Sliceclaws power it up

THE CURE Kill the big bad RONA.

I AM CONFUS Confuse at least 5 hostiles with the yellow stream

THIRD IMPACT Kill Tesloborgelion.

Tri-Hard Get 250 Triple Kills

When Pig(lins) Fly Defeat a custom campaign with a knockback value of 200% or greater.

A Demon from Beyond the Beyond Summon a Mara.

Demolitionist Blow up all three Doom Wheels within 5 seconds of each other on Engines Of War

Runekeeper Locate all Beastmen Runes

Head of the Class Get 1000 Headshot Kills

Savior Complex Get 500 Savior Medals

Beef Bringer Get 500 Avenger Medals

And the crowd goes wild! Finish the game and complete every level on the Very Hard difficulty.
0/12

Elytra Envy Defeat a custom campaign with a gravity value of 60% or less and high jump enabled.

Conviction Complete Oan Sciencells without being knocked out