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Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Kanda Of Faith Climb to the peak of Pardaku Lookout and leap off.

Expansion Capture all outposts.

Right On Target Kill a target 50 feet away or more using a spear.

Mark 4 Wenja Discover the future past.

Master Tracker Complete 5 "Beast Kill" quests.

Bad Trip Influence 25 enemies using poison.

Real Estate Baron Complete all hut upgrades.

Good Neighbor Complete 15 "Help Wenja" quests.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Crush Your Enemies Complete 10 "Tribal Clash" quests.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Gotcha Eliminate 10 enemies using hunting traps.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

The True Queen Battle Gná

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk