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Viva la Resistenza! Complete Chapter 1.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Big Brother Protect Francesca.

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Paid in Fyrestone Completed 5 missions in the Arid Badlands

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Depths Below Kill Hades

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Big Smiles All Around Complete Big Smile Lee.

Back in Business Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.