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Grandmaster Unlock all other trophies.

Funhouse Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Funhouse™

Knight Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Black Knight™

Taxi Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Taxi™

Elvira Party Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Elvira and the Party Monsters™

I Just Don't Fear Death Ended ALERT status while wearing the Corpse Camo

I am THE expert on arms, equipment, and tech Obtained all weapons

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

Fragpunk Master All Trophies obtained

Centaur Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Centaur™

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

Always the Comedian Choose to do the funny shoe commercial.

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

Maximum break Score the maximum of 147 in a single turn

The Legendary Hero Obtained all trophies

Sounds of the Battlefield Obtained all iPod® tracks

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

Medieval Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Medieval Madness™

Cirqus Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Cirqus Voltaire™

Monster Bash Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Monster Bash™

Creature Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Creature from the Black Lagoon™

Twilight Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Twilight Zone™

Dr. Dude Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Dr. Dude™

Firepower Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Firepower™

Cactus Canyon Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Cactus Canyon™

High Speed Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on High Speed™

Xenon Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Xenon™

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

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DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

Ripley's Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Ripley’s Believe it or Not!®

Harley Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Harley Davidson®

Scared Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Scared Stiff™

Star Trek: TNG Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Star Trek: The Next Generation™

Attack From Mars Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Attack From Mars™

Genie Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Genie™

Pin*Bot1 Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Pin*Bot™

Whirlwind Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Whirlwind™

Class of 1812 Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Class of 1812™