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When You Gotta Go... Open the door to every outhouse in the village in a single playthrough.

Cease-fire? Finish the Douaumont Fort mission

Prankster's Return Placed A Grenade Or Mine While Pickpocketing

Junksmith Craft 10 distinct recipes

Trifecta Score a Goal, Save a shot, and Assist a teammate in a single game

Sky High Score an Aerial Goal

Pasta of Prophets Craft a macaroni picture for Moses

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Motor City Complete "Aftermath."

Invitation Accepted Discover the secret of Valhalla

Farewell, Old Girl Complete the mission "Wildlife Preservation".

The Runner Complete The Runner

RobCo's Worst Nightmare Hack 50 Terminals

Squawk Shot Shoot down five flying crows in the story.

Putting in the effort Complete 10 challenges in the campaign

Drakensburg, Schmakensburg Completed the mission "Intelligences Of The Artificial Persuasion".

There's a War Goin' On You burned Remy Duvall on a cross

Call in a Favor Use a Summon

True Survivor Unlock every Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition trophy.

The Poor Sumb**** You killed Judge Holden

Guidance From Amy Compete against Amy's high horsepower contacts

Diabetes Defender Defend a helpless child from a drunk lunatic

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Titleist Reach the highest rank on 1 title in your Character Sheet

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Certainly Was Exciting You left Olivia Marcano to her fate

Real Nice Time You gutted Lou Marcano like a catfish

Helpful Laundryman Push all the laundry bags

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Good Times Head to Champions Field and complete an Online game

Born To Die Complete "Manhunt."

Armed and Dangerous Create 50 Weapon Mods

Wharf Complete a match on Wharf with at least 5 downs or executions

Jesuit in New Mexico You helped Alvarez escape

A Fair Day's Pay It's time for a little getaway.

Burn Like Napalm Tommy Marcano was burned beyond recognition

Bookstore Complete a match on Bookstore with at least 5 downs or executions

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

One For All... Find yourself a crew

Powering Up Complete "Powering Up"

Timing is Everything Use explosive barrels to kill 100 enemies

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

Bus Depot Complete a match on Bus Depot with at least 5 downs or executions

Got The Band Back Together Complete the mission "The Once and Future Slab".

Betrayal Complete "Utopia."

Spa Healer Bathed in first hot spring.

The Nuclear Option Complete "The Nuclear Option"

Social Lubricant Complete level 10 against all 3 Drinking Game opponents

Nobody's Perfect Played Jak X Combat Racing

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.