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Never Go It Alone Recruit 5 Separate Companions

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Be Afraid - Be Very Afraid! Intimidate a very deadly creature.

You're Not Plant Food! Narrowly escape defeat by wearing a talisman into the woods.

An Old Friend Acquire the BFG

Invaders from the Big Screen Tell Aunt Dahlia about your weekend plans

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Better Than Money Purchase 5 items from the Black Market.

Return Start the journey again after a week long break.

The Ghost Next Door See to the needs of the 3 unexpected guests.

A very special day Kill 250 zombies with modified weapons.

Just A Memory Now Get ending 2.

Bargaining Chip Reunite the separated couple

Bounty Hunter Complete 20 side missions.

How I Got my Shrunken Head Solve a compression problem to reach the attic.

I Was Your Evil Twin Look into an antique mirror and do some self reflection.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Merchant Collect 8 schematics

No raccoons in here Complete act 2.

Haunted Car Convince your brother to give you a ride across town.

No Man Left Behind Complete the mission "A Dam Fine Rescue".

Elevator to Nowhere Access the mysterious dimension from every possible angle.

Shop Til You Drop… Dead! Find a way inside the Mall.

It Came from the Internet! Used modern technology to give the second Ghost Child his heart's desire.

Cannon Fodder Complete Chapter 4 on any difficulty setting

Busy, busy, busy Finish 75 quests cumulatively.

Specialist Earn the Mastery for a weapon mod

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Phantom Limb Complete "PHANTOM LIMBS" mission.

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

Are You Terrified Yet? Find entry into the bookstore.

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

Don’t Go - Normal Finish Left Behind on Normal

Through Mud and Blood Complete Through Mud and Blood

Mapmatician Complete the village map.

Not the Living Dummy's Night Survive the game to completion.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Using the ol' Brain Juice Find a way to call RL Stine without touching gross coins or a dirty phone receiver.

Shoot it Until it Dies Defeat the Cyberdemon

Masshole Kill 300 People

Slappy's Nightmare Discover Slappy's secret shame.

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Traced Get tailed 5 times

Gotta find'em all Find 60 collectibles.

Old Guns Complete "Old Guns"

Endure and Survive Collect all comics

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Goooaaal! Move the ball from the Winterses' bedroom into the study.

Covenant: Way of White Discover Way of White covenant.

All-Day Nightmare Finish the game in 300 turns or fewer.