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I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes