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Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Evil Eats Bad guys never share their food.

Good Exposure Good guys are heroes to others.

Community Organizer Take over all territory in the Neon District.

Taking Out The Trash Defeat Alden.

All Frozen Wilds Skills Learned all of the new skills in the Frozen Wilds.

Won the Werak Challenge Challenged Aratak at the Frostfigures and won.

Evil Riot Bad guys love starting riots.

Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

Goody Two Shoes Reach full positive Karma.

Completed the Second Expedition Successfully assaulted Thunder's Drum.

Back With Trish Reconciled with Trish.

Conquered the Mountain Drove out the threat within the mountain.

First Bluegleam Trade Traded Bluegleam for a special weapon or outfit.