abbedabb

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Stocked Collect 150 Items

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

Who Is Raymond Kenney? Complete Act 2

Black Hat Trick Kill 3 enemies with a single IED

One Down, One to Go Complete Act 3

Clear Signals Unlock every ctOS Tower

Vengeance Complete Act 4

Log Off Complete Act 5

Free Radical Escape a level 5 police chase

Magic Smoke Kill 4 enemies within a single instance of Focus

Sanity Check Collect all 8 Burner Phones

Darkness Looms Complete the final mission of the Missing Persons Investigation

Power Cycle Participate in 5 different City Games

Geolocated Check in at every Hotspot