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"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

Troll with the Punches Survive the troll attack on Hogsmeade

Is It Hot in Here? Hang Glide to Volcano

Cainhurst Gain entry to Cainhurst, the lost and ruined castle.

Micolash, Host of the Nightmare Defeat Micolash, Host of the Nightmare.

Desperate Measures Corner Zakhaev's Son.

Amygdala Defeat Great One: Amygdala.

Chalice of Ailing Loran Acquire the Chalice of Ailing Loran that seals
the tragic land lost to the sands.

The Guardian Orb The Guardian Orb

Do Gooder Rescue Wastelanders

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

Mergo's Wet Nurse Defeat Great One: Mergo's Wet Nurse.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

World Wild Fight Defeat Marauders in Arena

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

Crunched Destroy Eggs in Nest

The Choir Gain entry to the realm of the Choir,
the high stratum of the Healing Church.

Oh My Head Collect 25 Metal Head Skull Gems

Win the War Complete the game on any difficulty.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

Martyr Logarius Defeat Martyr Logarius.

Hot Babe Defend Ashelin at Oasis

Celestial Emissary Defeat Great One: Celestial Emissary.

Fried Friendship It takes two to… torture.

A Keen Sense of Spell Invoke Ancient Magic for the first time

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

Railing at the Wind Travel through Catacomb Subrails

Chalice of Isz Acquire the Great Chalice of Isz that seals
the home of the cosmic kin.

Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos Defeat Great One: Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos.

Weapon Master Acquire a weapon of the highest level.

Boom Bada Boom Destroy Incoming Blast Bots

Ex-plorer Explore Eco Mine

Bombs on a Train Escort Bomb Train

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

Bossing the Bot Boss Defeat Veger's Precursor Robot

The Wings of Angels Be airborne during Supernatural Jumps or Flight for a combined 10 minutes of gameplay

Struck A Pose Self-inflicted paparazzi.

Swamp Gas Reach Port via Sewer

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

Can Can Cannon Destroy Sniper Cannons

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

Swimming Hole Reach Metal Head Area via Sewer

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Soul in One Find 100 Soul Clusters

The Package Complete 'Crew Expendable' on Veteran difficulty.