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Master of Unlocking Unlock all shiv doors

Lost in Time and Space Heard the mysterious couple's complete story.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Waterlogged Ride the sewer contraption with Henry and Sam

Dragonlord Placidusax Defeated Dragonlord Placidusax

Heartbreaker In the Main Campaign, killed a Handyman by only shooting his heart.

Diplomatic Immunity Complete "Diplomatic Immunity"

Snake Tongue Successfully persuade, bribe, and intimidate

Legendary Talismans Acquired all legendary talismans

The Last of the Horadrim Complete all quests in Act I.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

The Coven Overthrown Kill Maghda.

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Socket to Me Socket a gem in an item.

Pelicans in Your Pocket Obtain all of the Antique Coins in Easy or Normal difficulty.

The Benefit of All Beings Build your Legend on Iki Island to earn the title Legacy Redeemer.

Professor Pulverized Defeat Ripper Roo.

50 Kills: 92FS - 9mm Defeat 50 enemies with the 92FS - 9mm.

Hard Worker Chop wood, mine ore, and cook food

Koala Konked Defeat Koala Kong.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

Age of the Stars Achieved the "Age of the Stars" ending

Subversive You stole an experimental super weapon from Merryweather... and gave it back.

Toxic Environment Loot 100 Biohazard items

Adira's Fear Found Adira's Hammer Relic.

Legendary Armaments Acquired all legendary armaments

Legendary Sorceries and Incantations Acquired all legendary sorceries and incantations

Legendary Ashen Remains Acquired all legendary ashen remains

Treasures of the Past Complete all Mythic Tales on Iki Island.

Elden Lord Achieved the "Elden Lord" ending

Expert Reach Level 25

Charted! - Normal Finish the game in Normal Mode.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Taking Care of Business Join the Thieves Guild

It was all just lying there Find all artifacts

Best Dad Ever Finish the story on at least Standard difficulty.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Explorer Discover 100 Locations

Something to Fight For Find all training manuals
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Doll Collector View all character and weapon models.

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

Adira's Regret Found Adira's Village Heart Relic.

Gem Aficionado Collected a total of 40,000 precious gems.

Master of Unlocking Break into every locked door using shivs
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Wasteland D.I.Y. Craft 100 Items

Endure and Survive Collect all comics
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Art Collector View all concept art.

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.