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Defeat Manny Defeat the diety of the moon in battle!

Find and eat the invisible grilled cheese. You must find and eat the invisible grilled cheese hidden amongst the world of Athens.

Never get hit. You've never gotten hit - not even freaking once, Cornball. YOU are the ULTIMATE RHAPSODOG.

Never get dead. You've never getted dead. That's right, you've cheated death so many times, that only someone who's really good at counting can count that high.

Platinum monster How is this even possible?!

Honey... this isn't healthy Okay, you've seen all the outcomes in First Term. We didn't think we'd see this day! (Only offline games)

Luck of the Irish Collect 3 Shamrocks in a single Quest

Cerebral Vortex Enter and complete 10 wild challenge vortices

One in a Milliner Obtain every hat

Tux Shop Obtain every suit

Crystal Ball Obtain every ball

On A Sixpence Get a bronze trophy in all Sixpence events.

Florentine Slogger Get a bronze trophy in all Florin events.

Crown Work Get a bronze trophy in all Crown events.

Guinea's Book of Lunar Records Get a bronze trophy in all Guinea events.

Consistency is Key Get a bronze trophy in every event in the game.

Midas Touché Get a gold trophy in every event in the game.

Stranger Things Have Happened Defeat 20 enemies with attacks while upside-down.

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Defeat 50 enemies with wooden barrels.

Splodin' Splodin' Splodin' Defeat 50 enemies with explosive barrels.

Holin' Holin' Holin' Defeat 50 enemies by pushing them into pits.

You Wreck Me Defeat 50 enemies with wrecking balls.

Sawin' Sawin' Sawin' Defeat 50 enemies with spinning saws.

Pole Position Defeat 50 enemies with pole swing attacks.

Woah, Heavy... Defeat 20 enemies with heavy props.

The Brawling Speedster Successfully speed boost 100 times from the starting cage minigame.

Artful Dodger Successfully dodge 100 enemy attacks.

Counter-Strike Successfully counter 100 enemy attacks.

Medic! Revive your teammates 100 times.

Divinely Appointed Complete any championship event without taking any damage.

David and Goliath Complete any boss event without tagging once.

Sapper Defeat 5 enemies with a single barrel explosion.

Inside Fighter Complete any one championship run with a single unbroken combo.

Outside Fighter Complete any championship using exclusively ranged attacks.

A Crowning Achievement Get a gold trophy in any Crown championship with exclusively poison gear equipped.

Vernantium Cannon Get a gold trophy in any Sixpence championship with exclusively crystal gear equipped.

Guinea Pig Mentality Get a gold trophy in any Guinea championship with exclusively Fire gear equipped.

Tom o'Bedlam Complete any Guinea championship without any gear equipped.

Speed Brawl Turbo Complete the main storyline within 10 hours of gameplay.

Smells Like Team Spirit Unlock every playable character and complete your brawler roster.

One Small Step Unlock the Guinea League.

Pound Foolish Buy 10 pieces of gear.

All In Max out at least one branch of any hero's skill tree.

Daring Xenologist Defeat every single enemy type at least once.

DaMMn! Defeat 2000 enemies.

We Will Be Invincible! Re-enact the trailer championship and finish with a gold trophy.

Plump In The Pocket Hold over 50,000 coins in your wallet.

Dazed and Confused Suffer from 3 different status effects at the same time.

How Clear a map without taking any damage.

Return to Sender Reject an incoming TNT delivery.