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Spread the Word Win your first event against a Street League

I Believe the Time Is Now Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 4.

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Blitzed You performed a classic blitz play.

A Place You Could Call Home Complete the story

Air Alert Zero-G Jump over 100 times

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Colonel Sanderson Kill 7 chickens in under 10 seconds in 'The Hornet's Nest'.

Something to Fight For Find all training manuals
5/12

Master of Unlocking Break into every locked door using shivs
2/13

Explorer Explore all the Baghdad region territories

Endure and Survive Collect all comics
4/13

Keep Your Turban On Make friends with Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 5.

Armstrong Shoot 50 objects using Kinesis

Dreamcatcher Destroy 10 Curse Symbols (Base game only)

Keeper of the Faith Complete Chapter 10 on any difficulty setting

Self-Improvement Unlock 23 Skills

Blade in the Crowd Assassinate 10 guards while blending with the crowd

Pelicans in Your Pocket Obtain all of the Antique Coins in Easy or Normal difficulty.

Wasteland D.I.Y. Craft 100 Items

Furiously Fast Have 10 parts installed on a Ride

Costume Party Obtain every costume in the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Greezy Money Trade 25 collected items

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

A Brother's Seduction Complete A Brother's Seduction

What a Disaster Complete Story Mission: A Terrible Reaction.

Betrayed Complete Chapter 11 on any difficulty setting

Exodus Complete Chapter 12 on any difficulty setting

Survivor Complete the game on any difficulty setting

Mindless Prey Kill the Hive Mind

Better Luck Next Time Meet an Enemy or a Follower who has cheated death.

Look for the Light Find all Firefly pendants
4/30

Compulsive Eater 5 consumes in 10 seconds or less.

We're in the End Game Now Reach Power 280

Bonds of Friendship Free a bound ally.

Outdated Tech Take out a soldier by sabotaging an alarm

Oh Look It's Shiny Pickpocket 10 unique items.

Demiguise Dread Find all Demiguise statues
27/33

Gem Aficionado Collected a total of 40,000 precious gems.

Master Crafter Use Blueprints at least 100 times

Natural Talent Be attributed with a kill whilst having a Talent active.

Fry Cry Purchase 15 Meals

Chronicles Find all notes and artifacts
27/97

Pioneer Reach Vinland

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Escape Artist Complete Chapter 2.

That's All I Got Survive all of Ellie's jokes
0/3

Seahorse Swim a total of 3km with the horse