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Annoying Little Fly Kill a player flying a Vulture pack by ramming them with your Hawk.

Cry Me a River Killed 20 Drowning Doom units with the Eye of Sorrow.

If You Want Blood, You Got It Killed 20 Tainted Coil units with the Disgorger.

A Face Like a Beast Killed 15 enemies with a Metal Beast while wearing the Zaulia Threads.

Dirty Business Listen and think before you shoot.

Kiss of the Spider Woman Receive Dorotya's kiss

Hedgehog Get 10 or more arrows stuck in a Bulldozer at the same time.

Basement Dwellers Counterfeit - Prevent cops from entering the basement before opening the safe on OVERKILL or above.

Not Even Once Undercover - Finish the level without anyone getting downed or cuffed on OVERKILL or above.

Go Long! KO an opponent with a thrown item 30 times in matchmaking games.

Quality Beats Quantity Defeat all 50 enemy waves on Guerilla mode (any difficulty, any map)

Beast Unleashed Win the Monster contest

Sexiest Skater Alive Get the covers of Skateboard Mag and Thrasher

Singapore Sling Successfully neutralize the SDC freighter at Keppel Terminal.

True Champion Earn a gold medal in all Carnage Hall shows.

Earthloving City No water or ground pollution in a city of over 10,000 residents

Arcade Master Beat Arcade Mode on Max Difficulty Without Continuing

Taking Orders Completed an Order of Souls Voyage.

Kissing Booth Kiss a poster in a locker

Higher Education Have over 70% of citizens highly educated in a city of over 10,000 people

Master Unlock your third Source Point slot

This Place Shall Become Your Grave Die 100 times in Challenge Mode

The Big 2-0 Reach account level 20.

The Worm that Turned Kill 4 Worms in a Single Turn.

The Real End You completed the Dark World... you are awesome.

He's not heavy As Talon, pick up teammate (ranked, unranked, split screen, campaign co-op).

King of Kings Win the street and tranny ender contests

Astronomy Hit every star phrase in the song Orion

Bailiff Ensure the renewal of Pribyslavitz.

It Slices, It Dices Reach level 10 with a Katars Legend.

Speed. Precision. Win a normal race match within 80 seconds without dropping any bricks.

On The Move Kill an enemy with a charged Railgun headshot while sliding in Quick or Competitive Play.

Contract Complete Complete all Sectors

Man Up Manny Beat CPU Manny Pacquiao in Fight Now on Champion.

$1.8M Speedrun Mallcrasher - Loot $1.8m in loose cash within 50 seconds of starting the heist on OVERKILL.

Tour of Duty: Nigeria Win 3 MP matches of any game type on each: Pipeline, Market, Sand Storm, and Overpass maps

Never Forgotten Recover the Dog Tags in 'Escape'.

Saviour Rescue all the survivors.

It's Hammer Time Reach level 10 with a Grapple Hammer Legend.

Not an Axe-ident Reach level 10 with an Axe Legend.

Nightmare Expert Beat the Nightmare challenge on "I am Death Incarnate" difficulty

Co-Operator Complete an Online Career challenge

Juggernauts Beneath the Mountain - Finish job on OVERKILL or above without any player going down.

Thanks for all the fish! Had a fleet of 3 Fishing Trawlers

Bank Shot Bonus Hit another vehicle with a bank shot using the Ricochet weapon.

BARE CARDIO KILL UPGRAYDD

Xavier Mind Control an Ethereal. Single player only.

In your Face Hit a statue with a Nuke.

Raijin’s Fury Trigger 10 lightning strikes in a single Hunt.

No Stone Unturned Confiscate all of the contraband and read all of the notes in 'Following Orders'.