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Imma Let You Finish You amassed more fans than Taylor Swift has Twitter followers. That's 23.5 million, by the way.

Vanishing Point You've won a race in a white Dodge Challenger but lived to tell the tale, unlike Kowalski.

The horror... the horror... Resolve your conflict with the Jackal to facilitate the exodus

Command and Conquest Capture 100 objectives in Conquest

Better Squidaddle Don't take any damage while riding the squid.

Sword it out Kill 50 enemies with a sword

Jungle Boy Survive 30 years in SURVIVAL.

Message from the Empress You performed a drop assassination from atop the Empress statue in The Knife of Dunwall

Belly of the Beast Leave your mark on the Overlord of Lithlad.

Afraid of Water Don't fall into the rising water in Subcon Well!

Happy to Oblige Fulfill a Council request.

Official PETW Member Make it through the Ice Caves without killing a single Wampa

Pinball Wizard KO multiple enemies with a single Knockback 25 times.

New Year Celebrate the New Year in THE TWO COLONELS Chapter.

This is Just the Beginning Complete the hidden letter in The Consequence.

Luna Kazooed Watch the Moon Witch transform Pikarina and Ying Yang in every possible way.

Link Repeater Win 2 rounds of Chainlink

Hammer of the Imperium Use the Invictus to destroy the Orbital Spire.

It's All Your Fault Collect all Research Documents in The Consequence.

Escape Artist Finish 'No Escape' on Watch Me Die skill level

Green Fingers You have grown 50 star shoots.

Redcow Robot Freefall over 1000m and survive

Hang Glider Hang onto the hawk for more than 30 seconds

Hostages Secured Save the hostages in the Transit Yards

Tengu Tamer Helped the Tachibanagumi bring the Tengu to justice.

With a Box of Scraps Craft a hero ability card in the Forge.

Shepherd of Odd Rescue half of all the Mudokons

King of the Swamp Complete End of Zoe on Joe Must Die.

Big Fan Hook onto a ceiling fan with the hookshot!

Total Malfunction Destroy all Newsbots in the Single Player Campaign

Minesweeper Blow up Hitler on VIP boat with a sea mine

The World's Greatest Congratulations, you have become the ultimate WSR champion. What an investment!

Flawless Victory You've won an Overtake event making no contact with anything. (Excludes Global Challenge events)

Brutal Chorus Complete the Campaign on Hard Difficulty

Duty and conscience Make a moral choice in THE TWO COLONELS Chapter.

Little Shop of Horrors Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!

Death From Above Get a kill with the bomber

Bake Bread Turn wheat into bread.

Bolt Champion Obtain 20 Titanium Bolts.

Ethan Never Dies Complete Ethan Must Die.

Lead Interrogator Win the COOP interrogation in VORON Station

Festival of Blood Save Serka.

Think Tanks Had 5 Army Bases in a single game

The Devil Made Me Do It Finish the game without using any Yellow Orbs

To serve and protect Win every Security campaign mission, including What-If missions

Welcome, Enjoy Your Stay Discover a way to the High Impact Treehouse.

Junior PSI Cadet Achieve Rank 20.

Charged into Battle Kill 25 enemies with the Lance as Cavalry

Alone and Mighty Complete a level with only Pontius

To Hell With That Kill 100 enemies during the credits