Zolphe

Priceless Collect all of the ‘Godly Possessions’

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

aMAZEd Beat the Labyrinth without dying or failing

Retro Shooter Complete any level without reloading your weapon (excluding 'The Coup' and 'Aftermath').

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Master Ninja Complete any level using only the knife to kill enemies.

One Slick Super-spy Use only the EMF Visualizer to complete Ada's gameplay segment.

The Escape Complete 'Hunted' and 'Death From Above' on Veteran difficulty.

Bird on the Ground Shoot down an enemy helicopter with an RPG in the single player campaign.

The Bog Complete 'The Bog' and 'War Pig' on Veteran difficulty.

Break the Bank Guess it was time to cash out.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

The First Horseman Complete 'Shock and Awe' on Veteran difficulty.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Desert Storm Find the Desert Eagle in 'Crew Expendable' and kill 5 enemies with it.

Plastic Prison Breakers They had no way out.

New Squadron Record Complete the cargo ship mockup in less than 19 seconds.

The Second Horseman Complete 'Safehouse' on Veteran difficulty.

Can't Hide In Campaign, kill an enemy through a wall or obstruction.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Time Paradox Kill Makarov and complete your mission

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

The Man in the High Tower Find and use the hidden cache in 'Heat'.

Up to the Challenge Beat the Challenge of Olympus

Faraway Frequencies The truth was out there all along!

Unhuman Beat Titan Mode

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Raising Expectations Reach a combo of 100

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

King of the Hill Unlock all trophies

Challenge Accepted Complete all tiers of a challenge

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.