Zolphe

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Priceless Collect all of the ‘Godly Possessions’

Retro Shooter Complete any level without reloading your weapon (excluding 'The Coup' and 'Aftermath').

aMAZEd Beat the Labyrinth without dying or failing

Master Ninja Complete any level using only the knife to kill enemies.

Break the Bank Guess it was time to cash out.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

One Slick Super-spy Use only the EMF Visualizer to complete Ada's gameplay segment.

Bird on the Ground Shoot down an enemy helicopter with an RPG in the single player campaign.

The Escape Complete 'Hunted' and 'Death From Above' on Veteran difficulty.

The Bog Complete 'The Bog' and 'War Pig' on Veteran difficulty.

The First Horseman Complete 'Shock and Awe' on Veteran difficulty.

Plastic Prison Breakers They had no way out.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Desert Storm Find the Desert Eagle in 'Crew Expendable' and kill 5 enemies with it.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

New Squadron Record Complete the cargo ship mockup in less than 19 seconds.

The Second Horseman Complete 'Safehouse' on Veteran difficulty.

Can't Hide In Campaign, kill an enemy through a wall or obstruction.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Time Paradox Kill Makarov and complete your mission

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Faraway Frequencies The truth was out there all along!

The Man in the High Tower Find and use the hidden cache in 'Heat'.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

Up to the Challenge Beat the Challenge of Olympus

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Raising Expectations Reach a combo of 100

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Challenge Accepted Complete all tiers of a challenge

Unhuman Beat Titan Mode

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

King of the Hill Unlock all trophies

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

The Defender of Dragons Save a dragon

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.