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Subpar parking job Find the speed boat in "Underwater"

Kamikaze Bear Die 250 times in one game

Earth Avenged Overthrow the aliens at any difficulty level

This Took Half My Life Experience the entire Black Meze tour

A call for aid Light the beacons in "Port"

David and Goliath Kill a Berserker in melee combat

EXTRA: VIII - Edge of the Earth Trigger a Lavatrix Machina with Para Kooleo.

Barrel of laughs Complete "Port"

Equal Opportunity Destroyer In The Shadowed Throne, collect geistkraft from each zombie type in a single match.

Improvised Exploration Device Use the spring boards to get across the chasm in "Underwater"

Step Down Break the stairs on the towers stage

The Beat Of Your Heart Replace the heart with something else.

Welcome To The Pitt Lead and complete "Union Dues" and "From Ashes to Fire"

About As Politically Correct As Fur Give the patient a... scarf.

Spring cleaning Clear out the room directly after the zipline in "Port"

What Have I Done?? Lose the patient within 15 seconds.

Ballistics Be Damned In The Shadowed Throne, reach wave 15 using only melee weapons.

Shiny Armor As an Engineer, restore 10,000 armor points to teammates in Co-op or Versus.

Always on Spine In The Darkest Shore, rip out the spine of every Zombie type.

Flying Blind Finish a stage with the crosshair off

Shadow Broker Sell goods worth 1000 supplies to the Black Market (Can span multiple games)

Shen's Legacy Build a facility in every Avenger slot

EXTRA: 0 - Stake to your Heart Defeat a Bat Dragon with Big Troubler while using the Game Killer Arcana.

Analysis Complete Eliminate Thirteen Darknesses in the datascape.

Excalibur Completely upgrade a beam weapon with superior grade weapon upgrades

Like a hotdog down a hallway. Perform a corridor heart transplant.

Angel With A Shotgun As a Medic, heal 10,000 HP of teammates in Co-op or Versus.

Putting on a Show In The Shadowed Throne, keep a Gekocht alive on the stage for 1 minute.

Making History In The Darkest Shore, escape from the island before the bombing starts.

I'll Be Home for Christmas In The Tortured Path, successfully escape from Beneath the Ice.

Master Builder Reach Hideout level 13

Ship it Complete "Dockyard"

Pile 'Em Up Kill 500 aliens. (does not have to be in same game)

Severe Pommeling In The Darkest Shore, kill 250 zombies with Barbarossa's pommel in one match.

The Bakers Dozen Massacre In The Darkest Shore, line up and kill 13 zombies with one Ripsaw shot.

Enjoy the Ride Reach Level 80

Asahel Finish the game in under 4 hours

Deathraven's Chosen In The Frozen Dawn, survive the trials of the Deathraven.

Connoisseur Find all Carnage Hall collectables.

Exclusive Tour Complete “Museum”

Stadtjäger Down In The Shadowed Throne, defeat the Stadtjäger.

Not a Prayer In The Shadowed Throne, after round 20, survive at least two full rounds without anyone leaving the church.

Olympic Grandeur In "Dockyard", use the chains to swing directly to the window

Shattered dreams Smash all the glass in "Dockyard"

Jackal Head Complete the Anubis special operation on Normal difficulty.

Lumberjack In The Shadowed Throne, kill a Wustling using each melee weapon in a single match.

You Mined Too Greedily and Too Deep Find the Deep Stone

Ride of the Century In The Tortured Path, complete 100 objective waves.

I Conquered All Beat All S.T.A.R. Lab Missions (Excluding DLC)

Go Long! In The Frozen Dawn, instantly traverse to the Bridge from the Caves