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No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

Platinum Trophy Collect all trophies

Green Inferno Finish the game in Inferno mode

Airtime Use Xerxes to reach a boss without touching the ground.

Super Marine Completed 100% of the objectives in zone 3

Trash Vaccine Completed 100% of the objectives in zone 4

Made It All Green Completed 100% of the objectives in zone 5

Master of the Universe Complete all of the features on the Sector X classic table and both sides of the battle table.

Platinum Snootch You've seen it all and done it all!

Accidental Panties Get hit in the face with a pair of panties.

Challenge Champion Beat hard mode.

Untouchable Clear the shopping cart run without taking a hit.

Invincible Clear the game in one run without a Game Over.

Perfect! Clear hard mode in one run without a Game Over.

Like A Boss Beat a game branch only killing bosses.

Ballin' Rims Light up all of the sub-table lights in one visit to the sub-table in the Made of Money classic table.

High Roller Complete all of the features on the Made of Money classic and battle tables.

From beginning to end like expert Complete a game from beginning to end in expert difficulty

Choice is Your Weapon Get All Trophies

Snappy Start Beat 'Mountain Village' in under 1 minute, 10 seconds.

Tasty Collect all MBG pies.

Alien Sushimi Kill 10 enemies with the SPIKE LIFT.

No Time To Brush Beat a game branch without activating death-brushing.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHEDEST Beat all branches in MEGA-WICKED difficulty.