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30 Kills: Wes - 44 Defeat 30 enemies with the Wes - 44.

30 Kills: Desert - 5 Defeat 30 enemies with the Desert - 5.

Blitzed You performed a classic blitz play.

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

Master Ninja Defeat 50 enemies with stealth attacks.

A Fair Day's Pay It's time for a little getaway.

Run-and-Gunner Defeat 20 enemies by shooting from the hip (without aiming with the L button).

Domino Effect Throw a weapon at an enemy so that his weapon hits another

70 Kills: FAL Defeat 70 enemies with the FAL.

Small Town, Big Job You made a big impression at the Paleto Bay Chicken Festival.

50 Kills: GP32 - BND Defeat 50 enemies with the GP32 - BND.

50 Kills: Micro - 9mm Defeat 50 enemies with the Micro - 9mm.

Relic Finder Find the strange relic.

Nigel Lowrie Use a human shield

250 Headshots Defeat 250 enemies with headshots.

30 Kills: Mk - NDI Defeat 30 enemies with the Mk - NDI.

Combo Intermediate Perform a 6x combo

Ghosts and Stuff Complete all secondary content.

70 Kills: M4 Defeat 70 enemies with the M4.

Odessa Mining Company Complete the Mystery.

Cult Master Defeat the cultists.

The Government Gimps You recovered sensitive information from a highly defended federal building.

30 Kills: Moss - 12 Defeat 30 enemies with the Moss - 12.

Ruffle My Feathers Force José Parrot to squawk out 8 unique quips.

The Sete Cidades Complete the Mystery.

The Revolution Complete the Mystery.

Trading Pure Alpha Make a profit over your total investments in the stock market.

The Moment of Truth You have uncovered the truth about Brad.

Secrets of the Kuna Complete the Mystery.

Poisoned Powder Complete the Mystery.

Trail of Vincent Perez Complete the Mystery.

Proof of Life Complete the Mystery.

Charted! - Hard Finish the game in Hard Mode.

Hobby Horse Play all mini games.

It was THIS Big! Catch a fish weighing at least 16 lbs (7.3 kg).

Hell Money Find all the money shrines.

30 Kills: RPG - 7 Defeat 30 enemies with the RPG - 7.

I Like to Watch Watch a Follower murder another Captain without helping him.

The Big One! This ain't no dream no more.

Treasure: Turquoise Glyphs Complete the treasure set.

The Friar's Pilgrimage Complete the Mystery.

The Conquistadors Complete the Mystery.

Treasure: The Menagerie Complete the treasure set.

The Circle of Heaven Complete the Mystery.

Treasure: Jade Carvings Complete the treasure set.

The Lost Civilization Complete the Mystery.

First Steps Conquer the Fortress of Núrnen.

Steel Fist Master Defeat 20 enemies with a single punch, after softening them up with gunfire.