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Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Hard Worker Chop wood, mine ore, and cook food

Expert Reach Level 25

Taking Care of Business Join the Thieves Guild

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Explorer Discover 100 Locations

30 Kills: Wes - 44 Defeat 30 enemies with the Wes - 44.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

30 Kills: Desert - 5 Defeat 30 enemies with the Desert - 5.

Blood Oath Become a member of the Circle

Taking Sides Join the Stormcloaks or the Imperial Army

Tricolore Collect all Cockades

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Visited Once Complete all Co-op and Heist missions in Paris at least once.

Alduin's Wall Complete "Alduin's Wall"

Adrenaline Spike Achieve maximum Adrenaline Level

Curiosity Open every chest in Paris.

I Want It All Complete all Single Player mission challenges in Paris.

Tiny Trounced Defeat Tiny Tiger.

Wanted Escape from jail

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Hero of the People Complete 50 Misc Objectives

Know-It-All Complete all training missions.

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Master Ninja Defeat 50 enemies with stealth attacks.

Elder Knowledge Complete "Elder Knowledge"

Skill Master Get a skill to 100

By The Book Complete 100% of all main mission constraints.

I Got Skills Unlock all Skills.

70 Kills: FAL Defeat 70 enemies with the FAL.

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Relic Finder Find the strange relic.

50 Kills: GP32 - BND Defeat 50 enemies with the GP32 - BND.

50 Kills: Micro - 9mm Defeat 50 enemies with the Micro - 9mm.

250 Headshots Defeat 250 enemies with headshots.

Revealing the Unseen Complete "Revealing the Unseen"

Glory of the Dead Complete "Glory of the Dead"

The Fallen Complete "The Fallen"

30 Kills: Mk - NDI Defeat 30 enemies with the Mk - NDI.

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

The Eye of Magnus Complete "The Eye of Magnus"

With Friends Like These… Join the Dark Brotherhood

Dragonslayer Complete "Dragonslayer"

70 Kills: M4 Defeat 70 enemies with the M4.

Master Assassin Earn every Trophy.

Dragon Hunter Absorb 20 dragon souls