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Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Adept Reach Level 10

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Needs More Data Earn Data Bonuses in 3 different Helix Rifts.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Destroyer Fully upgrade the Jackdaw.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

And Stay Down! Perform a ground execution.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Taking the Scenic Route Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Historian Find every audio diary

Thawed Free a total of 10 trapped Assassins.

Take Up Arms Join the Companions

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

No Man's Land Complete all Rift missions.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Devil Of The Caribbean Defeat all 4 legendary ships.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Citizen Buy a house

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Gatekeeper Join the College of Winterhold

Share the Wealth Get all the rewards in a Co-op mission in Paris.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

An Old Internet Meme Renovate all the Social Clubs and complete all the Social Club missions.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Merciful Killer Perform 10 non-lethal takedowns in a Co-op mission.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Daedric Influence Acquire a Daedric Artifact

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

From the Past Unlock the Medieval Armor in the Café Théâtre.

Artificer Make a smithed item, an enchanted item, and a potion

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

50 Kills: 92FS - 9mm Defeat 50 enemies with the 92FS - 9mm.

Snake Tongue Successfully persuade, bribe, and intimidate

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Charted! - Normal Finish the game in Normal Mode.

Diplomatic Immunity Complete "Diplomatic Immunity"