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Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Needs More Data Earn Data Bonuses in 3 different Helix Rifts.

Adept Reach Level 10

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Destroyer Fully upgrade the Jackdaw.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

And Stay Down! Perform a ground execution.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Historian Find every audio diary

Thawed Free a total of 10 trapped Assassins.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

No Man's Land Complete all Rift missions.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Take Up Arms Join the Companions

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Devil Of The Caribbean Defeat all 4 legendary ships.

Taking the Scenic Route Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Citizen Buy a house

Share the Wealth Get all the rewards in a Co-op mission in Paris.

Gatekeeper Join the College of Winterhold

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

An Old Internet Meme Renovate all the Social Clubs and complete all the Social Club missions.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Merciful Killer Perform 10 non-lethal takedowns in a Co-op mission.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

From the Past Unlock the Medieval Armor in the Café Théâtre.

Daedric Influence Acquire a Daedric Artifact

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Artificer Make a smithed item, an enchanted item, and a potion

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Snake Tongue Successfully persuade, bribe, and intimidate

Diplomatic Immunity Complete "Diplomatic Immunity"

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.