ZeThirdMan

Welcome to WW3 Save the US Vice President. Complete "Goalpost" on any difficulty.

Greezy Money Trade 25 collected items

30 Kills: Desert - 5 Defeat 30 enemies with the Desert - 5.

Forensic Expert Collect enough evidence to locate the gun for hire

A Brother's Seduction Complete A Brother's Seduction

You've got potential, squire! Faced off against the Master of the Uproar on the Soaring Summit.

Ring the Bell (Undead Church) Ring Bell of Awakening at Undead Church.

Sandstorm! Assault the shipping company. Complete "Return to Sender" on any difficulty.

Contract Terminated Stop the contract operative

Gem Aficionado Collected a total of 40,000 precious gems.

Hi Score Collect 1,000,000 points over all levels you have played

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Back Seat Driver Track down Volk. Complete "Bag and Drag" on any difficulty.

Bounder Defeat 30 of Vex's minions by bouncing on them.
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We'll Always Have Paris Escape Paris with Volk. Complete "Iron Lady" on any difficulty.

Invitation Accepted Discover the secret of Valhalla

Alduin's Wall Complete "Alduin's Wall"

They're Probably Fine Drop your mount into the great unknown

Incredible Height! Travel to an incredible height

Vive la Révolution! Reach the church. Complete "Eye of the Storm" on any difficulty.

Incredible Speed! Travel at incredible speed

The Metropolis Complete all levels in The Metropolis

Hard Choice Shoot the helicopter pilot with a Magnum at point-blank range.

Requiem Escape the city. Complete "Blood Brothers" on any difficulty.

I See London, I See France Die.

Reconnaissance Use BD-1 to investigate a target in the distance

Pinstripe Patooey Defeat Pinstripe Potoroo.

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Helping Hand Heal A Dinosaur

Instrument of Vengeance Resolved to be more than a victim of circumstance.

Myself again Retrieve lost experience by collecting your ghost

Catch! Hit 3 enemies with a single roller mine

Storm the Castle Discover Makarov's next move. Complete "Stronghold" on any difficulty.

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

A Fair Day's Pay It's time for a little getaway.

Re-Mix-Master Earn a Gold rank in any Remix level.

Fast and Furious Win all the horse races in the game.

Cranium Collector Kill 100 Creatures across all levels

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

B.O.W.s Are Ugly Defeat 100 enemies that have come out of a chrysalid.

Social Lubricant Complete level 10 against all 3 Drinking Game opponents

Bad First Date Find the girl. Complete "Scorched Earth" on any difficulty.

Master Ninja Defeat 50 enemies with stealth attacks.

Bubble Binger Collect a full chain of Timed Score Bubbles 30 times.
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Diamond in the Rough Rescue the Russian President. Complete "Down the Rabbit Hole" on any difficulty.

The Jedi Path Fully upgrade 3 skill trees

Run-and-Gunner Defeat 20 enemies by shooting from the hip (without aiming with the L button).

Riposte Parry a Force Pull resisting enemy

Atlas Falls Distract the Federation Fleet. (Complete "Atlas Falls" on any difficulty.)