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You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Collector Collect all chests and secrets

A Galaxy Far, Far Away Complete all of BD-1's holomaps

A New Hope Earn all trophies

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border

CONFRONTATION Markus attacked the police

Squash and Run Run over and kill 20 enemies (Campaign only).

WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER Markus broadcasted his message without raising an alarm or having a team casualty

Fertilizing the Land Using a tractor, obliterate 5 enemies (Campaign only).

Ignoble Beasts Kill a bison using only melee weapons (Campaign only).

Where's the Beef? Tenderize a bull with your bare hands. To death (Campaign only).

The Hurk Locker Truly bond with Hurk by destroying 15 vehicles together (Campaign only).

ARCADE Hero Play the 'Arcade Hero' mode 5 times (Arcade only).

COMPLIANT Connor stayed a machine

LIBERATION Markus reached the camp and liberated the androids

BURN THE PLACE Markus conducted a violent riot

Sole Survivor In multiplayer, be the only player on your team that isn't dead or downed.

Perfect Crime Clean Manfred's shop of evidence + Let Lauren, Hassan and Kramer die + Kill Madison and Jayden + Origami Killer free

A GLIMPSE OF JERICHO Connor connected to Simon

I am Speed Complete the game in less than 2 hours.

Big Spender Spend $50000 in Vehicle Shops (Campaign only).

All Done Unlock all trophies.

MISSION COMPLETE Connor killed the leader of the deviants

ARCADE Player Reach level 20 in the Arcade (Arcade only).

Opportunity Knocks Using rocks or cans, distract 15 enemies (Campaign only).