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I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

Bus Depot Complete a match on Bus Depot with at least 5 downs or executions

But Doctor, I Am Butcho Slay a killer clown and get your blood sample back to Dr. Reed.

Rewards Card Earn a Loyalty Package from each weapon manufacturer.
5/9

Target Confirmed Instruct the Honey Badger to kill 80 enemies in 'Exodus'.

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Know-It-All Complete all training missions.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Master Ninja Defeat 50 enemies with stealth attacks.

The Nuclear Option Complete "The Nuclear Option"

Nobody's Perfect Played Jak X Combat Racing

Social Lubricant Complete level 10 against all 3 Drinking Game opponents

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Forsaken Survivalist Complete a game of Survivors on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Desert Storm Engineer an exit strategy.

Corporal Reach Rank 10 in multiplayer

Elevated Mind Kill 25 Airborne Rangers
20/25

Suburbs Complete a match on Suburbs with at least 5 downs or executions

Angel Knives Defeat Black Fang without getting hit

Run-and-Gunner Defeat 20 enemies by shooting from the hip (without aiming with the L button).

Colonel Fortesque’s Special Recipe Turn an enemy into a Roasted Chicken and eat it.

Red Dawn Complete 'Wolverines!' and 'Exodus' on Veteran difficulty.

The Jedi Path Fully upgrade 3 skill trees

Play the Objective Complete 25 Squad Orders in multiplayer

Riposte Parry a Force Pull resisting enemy

Well-Rounded Warrior Complete all Haiku, Onsen, Shinto Shrines, and Bamboo Strikes on Iki Island.

Prisoner 627 Complete 'The Only Easy Day... Was Yesterday' and 'The Gulag' on Veteran difficulty.

Sackbird Spend 8 seconds or more in the air

Completionist Reach 100% completion

Chiyoko's Song Complete all Animal Sanctuaries.

Can't Handle the Truth Learn the truth about what you are as dark secrets are revealed.

What Was That? Attack, counter, cast a Sign and throw a bomb (in any order) in under 4 seconds.

Washed Ashore Complete Chapter 4.

Getting Noticed Reach REP Level 25

Recovered Survivalist Complete a game of Survivors on Wharf, Capitol, Water Tower or Coal Mine

Legend Of The Wastes Reach Level 50

Whack-a-wyrm Defeat the dragon in the Crystal Caves.

The Nature of the Beast Breed every type of beast
1/12

Ends Justify the Means Complete 'Contingency' on Veteran difficulty.

The Price of War Complete the single player campaign on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Elegy for Kazumasa Complete all Memories of Your Father.

Now It's Safe Capture all Safe Zones

Capitol Complete a match on Capitol with at least 5 downs or executions

Nothing is Written Complete Nothing is Written

There Is No Try Help lift a ship out of the tar pits

Arsonist Set 50 enemies on fire.

It's All Thanks to Yokai Acquire a magatama.

Everything we've been through Fully upgrade Joel with supplements

Homecoming Complete 'Of Their Own Accord', 'Second Sun', and 'Whiskey Hotel' on Veteran difficulty.

Like Riding a Bike Find Patton and convince him to fly you out of Hell-A.