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Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Badges Collect all badges.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John