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Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

Depths Below Kill Hades