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And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

An Odyssey in the Making Complete Episode 1.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Badges Collect all badges.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Spin Doctor In a single level, spin an enemy into another enemy twice.

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold