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It's Not Just a Typewriter Brand QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

Perchance to Dream Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

Iron Horse You made the train engine run out of steam.

Gatekeeper Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

A New Beginning Complete 50% of Story Mode

Your Own Story Created an Avatar.

The Lady of the Light Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

Departure You completed the game on Easy difficulty.

Tornado Wrangler You calmed the fury of the storm.

Time Out Win a match by time out

What Light Through Yonder Window It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

Threshold Cross the broken bridge without completely rebuilding it.

The Escapist After Coldridge Prison, you eluded 5 pursuers at once without killing them or leaving the map

There is a Ruler Complete 100% of Story Mode

Manipulator You made others kill 5 of their own allies

Drink 'Em Both Up You drank 'em bot' up.

Transcendence Collect all unique glowing symbols across one or more journeys.

Political Suicide You brought about the Lord Regent's fall from grace by broadcasting his crimes

History Uncover all 10 ancient glyphs.

Cut Your Teeth You were successfully promoted up a rank in multiplayer.

If It Flies, It Burns Not a bird lover, are you?

Carny You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

Companion Finish the game with the same partner for the majority of the journey and return to the beginning.

Mercy is the Mark You spared Daud’s life

Taken Season You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

ARRR-Rated Beat "Death, Baby" while wearing the pirate hat

Team Creator Build and save a level with more than one player with the thermometer more than 30% full

Boob Tube You checked out some important messages.

Only when he stops breathing Set the Dialog Volume slider to zero

Trolling Duck 30 times during Fatality sequence

KBF-FM You haven't missed a single radio show.

Luck be a Lady Play 7 complete Test Your Luck matches

Well Mannered You completed the Boyle Estate mission without spoiling the party

Patience is not a virtue Choose the patience option all the way through the line in the Carnival

Wait! Is it one, two, and we go on three? Stay synched up and release the AR Hockey playfield.

''I don't like you either!'' Achieve a combat multiplier score of 30

All the Pieces Equip a Background, Icon and Border set

Medical Opinions You listened to Hartman's recordings.

Child of the Elder God You shone a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.

The Art of the Steal You got the Art Dealer's safe combination for Slackjaw, but robbed the safe first

Super Rally! Make a rally last more than 10 hits.

An Unfortunate Accident You killed Morgan Pendleton with steam

Remarkably quiet Kill 4 enemies in the Tower Plaza with stealth kills

Street Conspiracy You completed all the Slackjaw side missions

Vanished You escaped prison and navigated the sewers undetected

In the lobby comboin' your dudes Score a combo higher than 40 before they lock the elevators

Hardboiled Writer You completed the game on Normal difficulty.

Lightning Speed! Score by using a boost attack.

Inner Strength Win 1 complete online match

Couch Potato You have watched every single TV show on offer.