Xander2001

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Bare-knuckle Slugger Defeat 50 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

PARTNERS Hank and Connor were friends until the end

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

MY TURN TO DECIDE Connor resisted hacking attempt from CyberLife

STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Moronic Drone Get a job

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related