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You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Deliverance Release friend

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.