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That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

A Simple Plan Complete Memory Sequence 2.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Deliverance Release friend

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.