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Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Better Than Money Purchase 5 items from the Black Market.

Bounty Hunter Complete 20 side missions.

It's bound to take your life Die for the first time

No Man Left Behind Complete the mission "A Dam Fine Rescue".

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Hunter/Hunted Complete "Hunter/Hunted"

Long Way from Texas Complete D-Day.

Through Mud and Blood Complete Through Mud and Blood

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

The Show Must Go On Complete The Show Must Go On.

Divine Intervention Complete Divine Intervention.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Calling in a Favor Complete the Suthsexe Arc

Build Buster Kill a Constructor without it ever building another bot.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Foe To Friend Use an enemy combat robot to kill 10 enemies.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Just another day at the office Earn all available trophies for Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare® Remastered.

The Molecular Level Complete "The Molecular Level"

Institutionalized Complete "Institutionalized"

Out of the Past Survive the Eagle's medicine and bid farewell to a new friend.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Promising Start Complete a Legends Mode story.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Lovable Reach Maximum Relationship Level with a Companion

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Wilhelm Screamed Complete the mission "A Train To Catch".

Sugar Daddy Tip Moxxi $10,000.

Diplomatic Immunity Complete "Diplomatic Immunity"

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

The Benefit of All Beings Build your Legend on Iki Island to earn the title Legacy Redeemer.

Sky's The Limit Complete the mission "Rising Action".

The Daughters of Lalaia Complete The Daughters of Lalaia.

Treasures of the Past Complete all Mythic Tales on Iki Island.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

Extraction Fulton extract an enemy soldier.

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Red Head Detention Complete Level 6 - Red Head Detention

Threat Detected Paint 10 enemies with a single threat grenade.