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Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

New In Town Complete the mission "Plan B".

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Globetrotter Discover 100 fast travel points.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Master of Mordor One has walked in Mordor.

Something More Find Ciri.

Kingmaker Complete the subplot about choosing Skellige's ruler.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Mutant Fill all mutagen slots.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Xenonaut Visit Tir ná Lia and convince Ge'els to betray Eredin.

Even Odds Kill 2 monsters you have a contract on without using Signs, potions, mutagens, oils or bombs.

Fearless Vampire Slayer Complete the contract on Sarasti.

Reunions Complete "Reunions"

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Up close and personal Perform a melee kill on 10 enemies anywhere in the campaign

Mile High Club Sky dive to safety on Veteran difficulty.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Passed the Trial Finish the game on any difficulty.

The King is Dead Defeat Eredin.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Token Gesture Redeem 25 tokens.

Ashes to Ashes Complete the contract on Therazane.

How Do I Look? Unlock 10 customization items.

An Old Flame Complete the mission "Hunting The Firehawk".

Dangerous Minds Complete "Dangerous Minds"

Weapon Master Get a kill with each type of handheld gun, explosive and launcher in the single player campaign.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Munchkin Reach character development level 35.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Best of the Best Beat IW best time on the Ship Training course in 'F.N.G.' (15.1 sec).

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.