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The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

New In Town Complete the mission "Plan B".

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Up close and personal Perform a melee kill on 10 enemies anywhere in the campaign

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Globetrotter Discover 100 fast travel points.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Something More Find Ciri.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Master of Mordor One has walked in Mordor.

Kingmaker Complete the subplot about choosing Skellige's ruler.

Mutant Fill all mutagen slots.

Reunions Complete "Reunions"

Mile High Club Sky dive to safety on Veteran difficulty.

Even Odds Kill 2 monsters you have a contract on without using Signs, potions, mutagens, oils or bombs.

Fearless Vampire Slayer Complete the contract on Sarasti.

Xenonaut Visit Tir ná Lia and convince Ge'els to betray Eredin.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Token Gesture Redeem 25 tokens.

How Do I Look? Unlock 10 customization items.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

An Old Flame Complete the mission "Hunting The Firehawk".

Passed the Trial Finish the game on any difficulty.

The King is Dead Defeat Eredin.

Dangerous Minds Complete "Dangerous Minds"

Weapon Master Get a kill with each type of handheld gun, explosive and launcher in the single player campaign.

Ashes to Ashes Complete the contract on Therazane.

Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Munchkin Reach character development level 35.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Best of the Best Beat IW best time on the Ship Training course in 'F.N.G.' (15.1 sec).

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

It's bound to take your life Die for the first time

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Long Way from Texas Complete D-Day.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Better Than Money Purchase 5 items from the Black Market.